I've been thinking.. and yes I know that is enough to make Spencer run screaming out of a room but after watching all those pregnancy shows, you know "A baby story", "Make room for mulitples, Stupid!" " Baby's 1st day and Parents no sleep" "I did not know I was pregnant because this is my first time being a woman"
I wondered.... could you really give birth with no drugs? <and remain sane> Is it better to give birth with no drugs or jab a needle in my spine .. What is that called again? Oh yeah, epidural and c- sections, what's up with that? I cannot say I looking forward to a giant knife slicing my belly open and be awake as well. Why the heck do you have to be awake? Do you need my help while you cut me? Am I the freeaking Navigator?
Heck no, knock me the f... out please! (I still want a baby however)
BABY MAMA
[ to the nurses] "WHY WON'T YOU BITCHES HELP ME?!"
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