Karma, nice or misunderstood *itch?

So remember a while back I told you guys how I was so overcome by my little angel that I cried while he slept. Well I am going to invent a time machine for the sole purpose to return to that past day and give myself a slap <and lotto numbers>. Today my little angel has decided he loves and trusts me enough to have the mother of tantrums at the house, the coffee shop and the water park. WHAT? Where'd my baby go? Who is this? and yes I STILLwant kids....

Does Labour really hurt?

I've been thinking.. and yes I know that is enough to make Spencer run screaming out of a room but after watching all those pregnancy shows, you know "A baby story", "Make room for mulitples, Stupid!" " Baby's 1st day and Parents no sleep" "I did not know I was pregnant because this is my first time being a woman"
I wondered.... could you really give birth with no drugs? <and remain sane> Is it better to give birth with no drugs or jab a needle in my spine .. What is that called again? Oh yeah, epidural and c- sections, what's up with that? I cannot say I looking forward to a giant knife slicing my belly open and be awake as well. Why the heck do you have to be awake? Do you need my help while you cut me? Am I the freeaking Navigator?
Heck no, knock me the f... out please! (I still want a baby however)

BABY MAMA
Angie [as she enters the hospital, about to go into labor]
"It feels like I'm shitting a knife!"
[ to the nurses] "WHY WON'T YOU BITCHES HELP ME?!"