In retrospect, I question the inclusion of a self destruct button in the first place.

It is so freaking cold out there today! I am only outside for 10 minutes tops but jeeze louis I think I coulda lost an ear to frostbite. I love you, Canada but sometimes when you give me the cold shoulder I in turn want to give you some space so I book a trip to the Caribbean who is your nice friendly cousin, and never once frosty to me and there was that one night in college, I was young, drunk and experimental...

I am so starving but I don't want to eat anything at my school. I want to go home and cook a good meal. Which mean I need to go shopping for food to cook. I know I will not be a student forever in fact I only have 4 months left but come on! I need money for everything, food, gas, books, paper, markers...I am not even shopping for stupid "I can live without it" stuff anymore. I am talking basics people! Until I could not spend,
 I did not know how much I loved you, Money! You are my honey! You cheer me up when I am down and buy me stuff like food, delicious food.