There is always time for an emotionally scaring back story.

I just finished an exam and an essay today.Yesterday I did an exam and on monday I had an exam. I slept so little yesterday that the concept of numbers cannot even quantify the amount. I am a former teenage zombie except I'm all vegan now and I totally don't eat brains...Delicious, moist brains....Seriously, my point and I think I do have one, the absolute purpose of school <and shhhhh dont tell anyone> is to kill you. Slowly, swiftly, surely, like a cobra stalking their prey. School sinks its expensive fangs into your soft tender flesh and poisons you with knowledge, stealing your ignorance and youth, your former joy in learning. Curling you up into a little corner of horror, ABSOLUTE HORROR! Wow, I think I just scared myself and not the fun kind of scare. No, no, its the bloodcurdling kind. I wanted to go out and party because I have only one exam, oh and one essay left but I cannot even muster the energy.