My brain says (That's actually really funny! But seriously, you're in big trouble here.)
School is easy. School is hard. Which one is it? If you do not tell me I will do something so bad I dare not speak of it. Yeah it is that bad!
Bart: Let me get this straight: we're behind the rest of our class and we're going to catch up to them by going slower than they are? Coo Coo!